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All written by: The Real Woodland News
DAVIS FRAT BOY SUES LOCAL WOODLAND BAND
After viewing our page and being shocked and appalled that his name was being used by someone who isnt him, Davis frat boy and all around "not gay" guy Chad Flannerson has reportedly slapped Woodland band "CHAD" with a class action lawsuit for using his name as their band name.
"Look bruh, it's the principal of the matter. I ain't into no gay shit or anything butt fuck those guys, and you better not print this quote with two t's in the word butt, 'cause that's not what I meant!... Seriously, I'm not gay.... GO BLUE DEVILS!" said Mr. Flannerson.... I mean, really?... The guy's 27, get the fuck outta here. Still shouting out the Blue Devils. You're twenty-fucking-seven! Grow the fuck up!
More on this potentially fake news article later... maybe.
- Don A. Summers.
All written by: The Real Woodland News
DAVIS FRAT BOY SUES LOCAL WOODLAND BAND
After viewing our page and being shocked and appalled that his name was being used by someone who isnt him, Davis frat boy and all around "not gay" guy Chad Flannerson has reportedly slapped Woodland band "CHAD" with a class action lawsuit for using his name as their band name.
"Look bruh, it's the principal of the matter. I ain't into no gay shit or anything butt fuck those guys, and you better not print this quote with two t's in the word butt, 'cause that's not what I meant!... Seriously, I'm not gay.... GO BLUE DEVILS!" said Mr. Flannerson.... I mean, really?... The guy's 27, get the fuck outta here. Still shouting out the Blue Devils. You're twenty-fucking-seven! Grow the fuck up!
More on this potentially fake news article later... maybe.
- Don A. Summers.
LOCAL PUNK BAND "chad" SIGNED TO ROC NATION RCORDS
Local punk four-tet, "CHAD" (reportedly named after the popular Davis "frat-boy" Chad Flannerson) has recently signed a 2.5 million "peso" record deal (the Mexican monetary equivalent of roughly forty-seven dollars and fifty-one cents in American money) to Jay-Z's Roc Nation label. Hov reportedly "discovered" the group while trolling Youtube for artists from the musical hotbed that is Woodland, California.
"You know, I got 99 problems but CHAD ain't one, ya' feel me. Brooklyn, stand up. Holla! HOOOOOOOV!" said Jay-Z, but no one really knows what the fuck he means anyway.
CHAD lead singer Ivan "Ooze" Bibriesca had this to say: "Who the fuck is Jay-Z!?"
- Beyonce Knowles
ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION REACHES NEW LOW
Heres the scoop: some supa heina ruca hyphie hootchie named Kayluh Ariaga is pregnant again!
This time the ex apt d203 fangirl has got it even dirtier goin on as she genetically alerted her body to reproduce asexually. A new surgery which attaches a cosmetic working penis in place of ones thumb has recently passed its testing phase (incidentally on Ariaga) and has proven to not only satisfy but to gratify as well.
Wells Fargo is even investing several billion into the surgical penis thumb switcharoodickiedoo for all it's full time employees.
Kayla has been impregnating more than just herself, recent loser of "40 lbs" Brittany "i didnt send you nudes!" Beltran (cousin of CHAD drummer and awkward hottie Chris "pancakes" Beltran) has also gotten a little thumb action from the saucy salami.
In a recent trend woodlanders have found it arousing to steal doormats and use them as blankets to have sex on, staining the once decorative welcome mat with seminal fluid and shit then returning it to its proper home. Locals like Zyra Keyani and Adam Eckles have been victims of the cruel prank though no police action has been taken.
-Rod
Local punk four-tet, "CHAD" (reportedly named after the popular Davis "frat-boy" Chad Flannerson) has recently signed a 2.5 million "peso" record deal (the Mexican monetary equivalent of roughly forty-seven dollars and fifty-one cents in American money) to Jay-Z's Roc Nation label. Hov reportedly "discovered" the group while trolling Youtube for artists from the musical hotbed that is Woodland, California.
"You know, I got 99 problems but CHAD ain't one, ya' feel me. Brooklyn, stand up. Holla! HOOOOOOOV!" said Jay-Z, but no one really knows what the fuck he means anyway.
CHAD lead singer Ivan "Ooze" Bibriesca had this to say: "Who the fuck is Jay-Z!?"
- Beyonce Knowles
ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION REACHES NEW LOW
Heres the scoop: some supa heina ruca hyphie hootchie named Kayluh Ariaga is pregnant again!
This time the ex apt d203 fangirl has got it even dirtier goin on as she genetically alerted her body to reproduce asexually. A new surgery which attaches a cosmetic working penis in place of ones thumb has recently passed its testing phase (incidentally on Ariaga) and has proven to not only satisfy but to gratify as well.
Wells Fargo is even investing several billion into the surgical penis thumb switcharoodickiedoo for all it's full time employees.
Kayla has been impregnating more than just herself, recent loser of "40 lbs" Brittany "i didnt send you nudes!" Beltran (cousin of CHAD drummer and awkward hottie Chris "pancakes" Beltran) has also gotten a little thumb action from the saucy salami.
In a recent trend woodlanders have found it arousing to steal doormats and use them as blankets to have sex on, staining the once decorative welcome mat with seminal fluid and shit then returning it to its proper home. Locals like Zyra Keyani and Adam Eckles have been victims of the cruel prank though no police action has been taken.
-Rod